Dan Holzman

Dan Holzman

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Saturday's Joke of the Night!

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her. 

"Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. 

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church." 

"That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" 

"Oh, $20,000 a week." 

"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?" 

"He is a veterinarian," she answered. 

"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?" 

"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."

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