A priest and a lawyer go into a bakery. While the owner wasn't looking, the lawyer takes 3 buns and put them into his pockets.
See what a little cunning and slight of hand can do, said the lawyer.
I'll show you how to get them for free honestly, said the priest.
The owner returns and the priest requests,
If you give me 3 buns, I'll show you a miracle.
The owner agrees, gives the priest 3 buns and watches.
The priest takes 1 bun and goes outside and gives it to a homeless man living on the street, then returns inside.
I thought you were going to show me a miracle?
I am showing you a miracle. Look into the pockets of the lawyer!