Saturday's Joke of the Night!

So, I said to the wife, "I've got a problem."

She replied, "No, we have a problem. We're a couple. We're married. We're a unit. Your problem is my problem. We're in this together."

Overwhelmed with relief, I said, "It's hardly worth mentioning now."

But she was insistent on knowing. She asked again, "What is the problem?"

I then had to explain to her, "We have got your sister pregnant."