Saturday's Joke of the Night!

An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman. 

"Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" the policeman asked . 

"Well, I may have had a pint or two."  The man replied, smiling. "Why do you ask?" 

"Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back." 

"Oh, thank goodness," the man exclaimed. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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