Saturday's Joke of the Night

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. 

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" 

The pharmacist answers "Yes". 

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do." 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" 

Pharmacist: "All kinds." 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? " 

Pharmacist: "Definitely." 

Jacob: "How about Viagra?" 

Pharmacist: "Of course." 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?" 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." 

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely." 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." 

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Good, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!"

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