Saturday's Joke of the Night!

posted by Dan Holzman -


A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. 

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. 

He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." 

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. 

He replied, "No money in the bank." 

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" 

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 

"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." 

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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